Three Octopuses and an Otter

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

monstergf:

my hobbies include thinking about drawing instead of actually drawing and then getting mad at myself

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

Psycosis - My Songs Know What You Did in Gravity Falls
98,750 plays

emilylikesaliens:

adorablyrotten:

kastiakbc:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

SWEET FUCK ON A FUCKSTICK

Gravity Fall Out Boy

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

estpolis:

i love godot so much dudes like “ive never lost a case” and then immediately after is like “cause this is my first case” and then just starts drinking coffee like thats something that makes sense to say

jem-love13:

Did you say clouds and sunsets?